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So now that the hangover is over, it’s time to focus. So how do we beat those damn Red Sox? Here are the GoHalos.com top ten on how to beat the Red Sox.  Not that the Angels don’t already know these things, but it will be interesting to look for.

 

10.  Most obvious – win a game at home.

 

9.  For the fans – don’t sell your tickets to Red Sox fans.

 

8.  Start Kazmir in Fenway.  He is a proven winner there.

 

7. Score runs early. I know the Angels set a club record for comebacks, but the Red Sox are lights out after the sixth inning.

 

6.  Avoid our bullpen by throwing our starters late in the game.  Although with Santana out of the bullpen this may not be as necessary.

 

5. Steal relentlessly. Jason Varitek doesn’t have the arm he used to, and should allow us to take bags at will.

 

4. Out-pitch John Lester. Even with the injury, he is going to pitch well in the playoffs so we are just going to have to take a one to two run lead into the bullpen.

 

3.  Save the rally monkey!  The rally monkey rules have been relaxed lately.  Let’s save him for when it matters most.

 

2. Utilize the green monster. The Angels are stock full of doubles hitters, so they don’t even have to change their approach.

 

1. RELAX!  Nerves create mistakes.

-Tony C